Excessive Balls

I am exhausted today. I'm not just kinda tired, and I don't have the general blasé malaise that often accompanies a Monday morning return to the office. No, no, I am flat wore the hell out. So much so that a trip to the mailroom and back this afternoon, one floor below my office, made … Continue reading Excessive Balls

1.21 Gigawatts!

Welcome, my friends, to the show that never ends…well, except when my internet stops working. I guess that causes a temporary blip in the offering of words unto the ether. Thankfully, blessedly, happily, our signal has been restored, and data and phone calls flow freely once again into and out of our home like crude … Continue reading 1.21 Gigawatts!

Man vs. Envy

Luckily, I had the latest episode of Man vs. Food waiting for me on the DVR, giving me a minimum of 20 minutes of quality thoughtlessness. I have to admit, I love Man vs. Food. There's probably no arguing that it one of those "guilty pleasure" shows, and that if the aliens are currently attempting … Continue reading Man vs. Envy