My head snapped up off the pillow in the wee hours this morning, startling awake to a room full of darkness and confused by the incessant chirp of an electronic alarm. beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep.. The Puddinette tapped my shoulder urgently, panic rising in her voice as she whispered. "Honey, what's that? What's that noise?!" beep..beep..beep..beep..beep..beep.. My brain … Continue reading The Great Squealing Alarm of Doom