A haiku for a candy-coated diversion

Writing comes in fitsOnly M & M's (peanut)Will melt into words

This is nerdy even for me, but #MTGArena YouTuber @coL_AliasV played my deck on video and it was the most fun I’ve… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
I feel like the final offense is Jar-Jar strutting behind the coffin at Padme’s funeral. And Vader isn’t even there… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
Obi-Wan: “We must take them somewhere where the Sith will not sense their presence” Yoda: “To Tatooine, to his fa… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
And don’t even get me started on the “She’s lost the will to live” nonsense. It’s a travesty spray painted over a o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 days ago
Also, also, I am a terrible person. #RevengeOfTheSith 2 days ago