A haiku for a candy-coated diversion

Writing comes in fitsOnly M & M's (peanut)Will melt into words

Say what you want, but the Lombardi Trophy is going to look freaking AMAZING on @BengalsCart in February when Grand… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 days ago
Also, a prediction: if the #bengals don’t make the postseason, Callahan will be replaced as the sacrificial lamb. 1 week ago
A #bengals #unpopularopinion: ZT needs to stay. He has the team trending up because of culture changes (and personn… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
For the record, yes that 4th down @Bengals play ballsy as hell. Shouldn’t have come to that, but it did. And unless… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
RT @AuthorJRAndrews: I would’ve hated trusting it to anyone else! Congratulations!! 🍾 1 month ago