There once was a pontiff in Rome Who labored beneath St. Peter's dome But he grew old and gaunt and said, "Screw it; I do what I want!" Then retired to his sweet summer home.

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There once was a pontiff in Rome Who labored beneath St. Peter's dome But he grew old and gaunt and said, "Screw it; I do what I want!" Then retired to his sweet summer home.