Father’s Day Footies

Father's Day required beer mugs, and I was more than happy to oblige. How could I not, especially in the previously referenced and adorable ankle-length format? Of course, by this time of evening, all of my actual children are either asleep or of doing things they don't need me around for (read: playing Fortnite). Thankfully, … Continue reading Father’s Day Footies

Perfect For Shakes And Sodas

I am not going to lie, wearing ankle-length socks feels weird to me. Like I'm sporting slippers or something underneath my shoes. But the aren't slippers, they're socks, and these are patterned with sodas, which I feel pretty confidently is exactly precisely what was called for on the Saturday before Father's Day, June 16.

Two-Tone Testimonial

Now, I know what you're thinking...these are way boring. Possibly not even worth inclusion in the 2018 Best Foot Forward Project. But I disagree. Wholeheartedly. Not only are they two tones of purple (which is my favorite color), one of those tones is, like, Roman Imperial Purple. Also, those chevrons on the ankles make these … Continue reading Two-Tone Testimonial

One Picture To Find Them…

This one from yesterday tells pretty much the whole tale of why I've been posting cryptic closeups for the last week. Anyone want to guess? You have until 10 pm tonight, at which point all will be revealed!