These are avocado socks. They are adorable in their green cuteness. These also could be understood to make it seem that I am somehow a fan of the weird squishy fruit. I am not. No fruit that on the right side of "turned" should have the kind of texture that can retain fingerprints. And don't … Continue reading Absolutely (Never) Avocado
Month: July 2018
With Shark Week a thing of the past now, I was left to my own devices today when it came to picking socks. I wore a blue checkered shirt most of the day, so I figured I'd try to get matchy with my socks. These weren't quite perfect, but close enough to make good on … Continue reading Sharkless Sunday
Anchors Awaiting…Something Not Nautical
And as Shark Week comes to a close, I could think of nothing more fitting than a field of anchors. Well, I mean, other than a bunch of half-eaten skeletons, but that's kind of, I dunno, too much? This isn't a Netflix show, if you know what I mean. Anchors, though, those are safe! And … Continue reading Anchors Awaiting…Something Not Nautical
Rubber Ducky You’re The One
And finally we come to something that can't and won't cowed by anything with a 20,000 year old pedigree and three rows of displacing teeth. Hello, Shark Week, meet Rubber Ducky. Have a great weekend everyone . Get there and do something fun, and try no to set the place on fire.
It’s Not A Schooner, It’s A Sailboat!
Saillllling...takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. Well, okay, so I've never actually been sailing. I have been on a few boats, but never a sailboat proper. But that's probably for the best, because it's still Shark Week. Clearly, nobody wants to be on a sailboat--or even a schooner--during Shark Week.
And When You Cut Off A Claw, It’ll Grow Another One
I'll admit it. About half an hour ago, I posted something like this to both Twitter and Facebook: https://twitter.com/jasonarust/status/1022314002163163136 And that? Yeah, it was all lies. I may whine and complain from time to time, but I'm not about to let any kind of Life-questioning dumpster fire interfere with my 2018 sock mission. I therefore … Continue reading And When You Cut Off A Claw, It’ll Grow Another One
Fish-Boned And Betrayed
I had...not a great day today, kids. I found out that someone I thought of as a friend has been lying to me for some time, apparently, and basically betrayed my trust and the trust of many others I consider my friends. Which, believe it or not, actually makes today's socks kind of perfect. I … Continue reading Fish-Boned And Betrayed
Socks That Make You Hear That Score
Shark week is this week. 'Nuff said.
I Stand With Bedtime
Cripes! I almost forgot to post today's socks. Here they are, a variation of Captain America in all their Comic-Con-homagic (is that a word? Screw it, it's 2 AM... everything's a word at this point) glory. Also, since it's 2 AM, that's all I've got to say.
Sometimes You Just Need Some Arrows
Continuing with the theme during Comic-Con weekend, today we have Hawkeye socks, which matched (the color, at least) of The Flash t-shirt I wore. And yes, I have a black The Flash t-shirt. As far as I'm concerned everyone should have one. At any rate, here's the Hawkeye, the Avenger you can count on, especially … Continue reading Sometimes You Just Need Some Arrows