It’s Not A Schooner, It’s A Sailboat!

Saillllling...takes me away to where I've always heard it could be. Well, okay, so I've never actually been sailing. I have been on a few boats, but never a sailboat proper. But that's probably for the best, because it's still Shark Week. Clearly, nobody wants to be on a sailboat--or even a schooner--during Shark Week.