Because I Can’t Really Live In Bikini Bottom

Human beings have yet to develop a working gill system...

But on the 25th viewing, in suddenly realizing, shit, who invited Thunderbolt? That had to be awkward with Professor Hulk there and all. 2 days ago
Fucking cheeseburgers 😢😭 2 days ago
I’m such a sucker. Watching Endgame for what might be (?) the first time in 2020, and “I...am...Iron Man” still gets me choked up. 2 days ago
RT @AuthorJRAndrews: Thank you for featuring Famine with your awesome group of readers today! Looks like a lot a exciting reads here. 5 days ago
No, for real, a #1 Best Seller—even if it only lasts today—is more than I ever truly hoped for. Thank you all for… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago