Because I Can’t Really Live In Bikini Bottom

Human beings have yet to develop a working gill system...

I am very seriously considering blocking every social media post that isn’t a #BabyYoda meme. 4 days ago
Roughly 20k more words to go on this revision, which I should be able to get through Sunday or Monday at the latest… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 week ago
RT @80HD_Theatre: Cheesecake > regular cake and let me tell you, it ain't close. 2 weeks ago
Another 10,000 or so words made shinier today. I'm now roughly half way through this revision. I may not have a *ne… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 weeks ago
Based on what I’ve lived with the Bengals all my adult life plus this game on #ThursdayNightFootball , I can’t help… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 weeks ago