Haiku For Attention Every Dog Loves

Wednesday weiner dogs...

As a huge Karate Kid nerd, I’ve dedicated the last week to #CobraKai. S1 was magic, all I ever wanted from revisiti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 3 weeks ago
I can’t believe that 20 minutes ago I unironically found myself saying “No YouTube during school”. What...unique.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
RT @diornotwar: People who likes sweet pickles are psychopaths. 1 month ago
Godsdammit, #AgentsofSHIELD, I was holding it all together pretty well...right up until they got back to their ever… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
Sometimes I wonder if maybe my one and only super power is the ability to stay up late enough that my teens want to talk about Life. 😏❤️😭 2 months ago