A haiku for Days 8 and 9

Life is what happens...

RT @AuthorJRAndrews: In honor of my favorite holiday, Famine is on sale for just $0.99 from now until the stroke of midnight to start Hallo… 4 hours ago
As a huge Karate Kid nerd, I’ve dedicated the last week to #CobraKai. S1 was magic, all I ever wanted from revisiti… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 1 month ago
I can’t believe that 20 minutes ago I unironically found myself saying “No YouTube during school”. What...unique.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago
RT @diornotwar: People who likes sweet pickles are psychopaths. 2 months ago
Godsdammit, #AgentsofSHIELD, I was holding it all together pretty well...right up until they got back to their ever… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 months ago