A Haiku About Missing Days And Not Freaking Out

Last week got away...

I internally debated John Wick Chapter 3 vs the latest episode of the Great British Baking Show for entirely too ma… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 2 hours ago
Is Mercury in retrograde again, or has Life just decided to be an exceptional pain in the ass at the moment? Both? 4 days ago
At long last, The Great #MagicTheGathering Card Organizing of 2019 is complete. And now we contemplate deck buildin… twitter.com/i/web/status/1… 6 days ago
I just cannot get used to Commonwealth Stadium being Kroger Field. That aside, always great to see UK football post a W. 1 week ago
RT @Merchant_MTG: Antonio Brown's future : - signs with Patriots - first snap Brady throws to Edelman - AB gets upset - here we go again 1 week ago