No time for snarkiness tonight, boys and girls. Working on the novel instead.

But, because I feel guilty and would hate to leave you with nothing, allow me to offer you a Puddintopia Pictorial Play in Five Acts.

First, there was this:
Ten Commandments

Then, much later, came this:
Touchdown Jesus

Last night:
Lightning

And then…
Burning Statue

And finally:
The remains