Green Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)

I do not like green, tasteless beer
Just do not pour that, Sam, my dear
I do not want it in my house
I will not drink it with a mouse
I will not have some in the rain
I only like it down the drain
I will repeat it, if I must
For me, it’s good, craft beer or bust.
I DO NOT LIKE green, tasteless beer
Let’s have an Irish stout right here!

2 comments on “Green Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)

  1. As you know, not really a beer fan but love this poem anyway.


  2. You better not tell the Puddin Pop that you do not like green beer. He would be absolutely devastated! 🙂


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