Green Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)

I do not like green, tasteless beer
Just do not pour that, Sam, my dear
I do not want it in my house
I will not drink it with a mouse
I will not have some in the rain
I only like it down the drain
I will repeat it, if I must
For me, it’s good, craft beer or bust.
I DO NOT LIKE green, tasteless beer
Let’s have an Irish stout right here!

2 thoughts on “Green Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)

  1. You better not tell the Puddin Pop that you do not like green beer. He would be absolutely devastated! πŸ™‚

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