If you live in or near Cincinnati, OH and there was ever going to be a moment in your life where you drop everything and do exactly as I command, this is that moment! You need to GO OUTSIDE right now. I don’t care what you have to do in order to accomplish that, whether it requires subduing your boss with a CAT-5 cable or your PC’s power cord or pistol-whipping door security with his/her own taser*.
I mean, just look at that sky:
Yes, cloudless. Also, the sun doesn’t look bad either:
Oh, and did I mention the temperature?
So, the long and short of it that the weather today is absolutely, mind-numbingly perfect. And the fact of the matter is that perfect weather days in Cincinnati are very much equivalent to Princess Buttercup’s perfect, um, endowments: there’s a shortage of both in the world.
We may not see a day like this again until next April. So, don’t be a fool. Take five minutes and go enjoy some temperate sunshine.
Well, unless you’re a vampire, I guess. But then you’ve got bigger problems.
Pud’n
*Really, you probably should do any of those things. But do try to get outside, though.
Jason A. Rust: Author 