And as Shark Week comes to a close, I could think of nothing more fitting than a field of anchors. Well, I mean, other than a bunch of half-eaten skeletons, but that’s kind of, I dunno, too much? This isn’t a Netflix show, if you know what I mean.
Anchors, though, those are safe! And cool! And now, hopefully, we can all move on. Possibly to terrestrial animal socks. We’ll see what next week brings.