Because I Can’t Really Live In Bikini Bottom

Human beings have yet to develop a working gill system, making it exceedingly difficult to breathe in water. As oxygen is kind of required for ongoing brain activity, it’s kinda of literally impossible to live in a pineapple under the sea. At least, not without cost prohibitive equipment.

And a lot of pineapple growth hormone, I suppose.

At any rate, today I chose the next best thing, which, obviously, is sporting Spongbob SquarePants socks. And if Saturday can’t be about SpongeBob, what’s it even suppose to be about?