Socks for Social Distancing, Day 42

Me: “Wow, day 42.”

Her: “Day 42 of quarantine?”

Me, a pedant: “You can’t quarantine the healthy.”

Her, rolling her eyes: “Fine, day 42 of house arrest.”

Me: “Exactly.”

And on that note, kids, it’s time to kick off another healthy-at-home weekend. Make it a great one any way you can, but, uh, try to set the place on fire (especially since you’re really but supposed to leave)!


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