
There once was a pontiff in Rome
Who labored beneath St. Peter’s dome
But he grew old and gaunt
and said, “Screw it; I do what I want!”
Then retired to his sweet summer home.
Crazy Talk and Sometimes Socks
There once was a pontiff in Rome
Who labored beneath St. Peter’s dome
But he grew old and gaunt
and said, “Screw it; I do what I want!”
Then retired to his sweet summer home.