The Pope just resigned? This calls for a limerick!
I imagine he said, “Popin’ ain’t easy. Peace, I’m out,” and then dropped the mic and rolled (Image via Wikimedia Commons).
There once was a pontiff in Rome
Who labored beneath St. Peter’s dome
But he grew old and gaunt
and said, “Screw it; I do what I want!”
Then retired to his sweet summer home.