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An Old Man Complaining About The Weather

November 16, 2022November 16, 2022 ~ Jason ~ 2 Comments

This was my backyard Saturday morning. Picturesque beagle/black lab mix aside (who may or may not be relieving his overnight pressures at the moment the picture was taken), the rest of it is an absolute outrage and a mammoth middle-finger to the face of all decent autumn-loving peoples. Snow should not be perceptibly falling in … Continue reading An Old Man Complaining About The Weather

How To Make A (Weeknight) Turkey Pie

October 21, 2022October 21, 2022 ~ Jason ~ 2 Comments

Anyway, here we were with a full mound of leftover turkey breast (mound is the metric designation, mind you. In Imperial units it was a chunk-load), and it's not leftover turkey sandwich season. What's a family to do then? Captain Obvious would like to suggest perhaps making a turkey pie...

Socks for Social Distancing, Day 31

April 13, 2020April 13, 2020 ~ Jason

This strange springtime of social distancing keeps presenting me with new opportunities to string sentences together that I never in a million years thought I'd say. Case in point, the latest of such unexpected statements: today I am indeed wearing a pair of socks emblazoned with the face of the Governor of Kentucky, Andy Beshear. … Continue reading Socks for Social Distancing, Day 31

Socks for Social Distancing, Day 21

April 3, 2020April 4, 2020 ~ Jason

Ok, yeah, that was bad. I expect more from myself in this space than cringe-worthy puns and dad jokes...

Socks for Social Distancing, Day 9

March 22, 2020 ~ Jason

Who's socially distancing like you and me? SpongeBob SquarePants!

Socks for Social Distancing, Day 2

March 15, 2020March 15, 2020 ~ Jason ~ 1 Comment

My understanding is that people across the country are starting to feel a little stir crazy already from our current exercise in limiting contact with each other. When picking out socks this morning, then...

Day Four (is kinda about haiku)

August 16, 2019 ~ Jason ~ 1 Comment

It's Friday here, and I'm working hard to make sure I accomplish today's goal, so I gotta keep this short. Which, given my propensity for meandering off onto tangents about things like bee pollen and brown sugar Pop Tarts, could potentially prove to be a bit of a problem. Luckily, explaining my Day Four goal … Continue reading Day Four (is kinda about haiku)

Lies, Damned Lies, and Star Wars

May 5, 2016May 5, 2016 ~ Jason ~ 2 Comments

I seem to recall swearing up and down not even a month ago that I was going to reset my evening activity schedule and commit to writing and/or reading instead of spending three hours staring, slack-jawed, at a screen full of bright colors and explosions. In fact, there’s probably evidence of said promise in the … Continue reading Lies, Damned Lies, and Star Wars

A Day In The Life

April 20, 2016April 20, 2016 ~ Jason ~ 1 Comment

I’d fully intended Monday’s post to stand as a sort of personal affirmation about the shift in my nightly focus away from binging on superheroes in high definition and towards kicking ass and taking names my own self, on my own projects. However, shortly after the post went up, it was pointed out to me … Continue reading A Day In The Life

A Saint Patrick’s Day Primer

March 17, 2016March 17, 2016 ~ Jason ~ 1 Comment

The calendar once against says today is March 17th. You know what means, right? It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, aka, the Feast of Saint Patrick, the one day of the year dedicated to the patron saint of Ireland, a man I’m pretty sure was canonized more for his conversion of Irish pagans to Catholicism than anything … Continue reading A Saint Patrick’s Day Primer

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