It’s Monday today, which got me having some pretty Monday thoughts...
Socks for Social Distancing, Day 26 (A haiku)
Needed nice work socks...
Socks for Social Distancing, Day 21
Ok, yeah, that was bad. I expect more from myself in this space than cringe-worthy puns and dad jokes...
Socks for Social Distancing, Day 17
For more than twenty years, I've been going out with friends from college for a drink on Monday nights...
Socks for Social Distancing, Day 14
In a way, though, these are the perfect socks for such a missed occasion. The beer bottles are a nice call out to the event, but if you'll note, they are green bottles. And it's certified objective fact that green beer bottles are a terrible idea.
Socks for Social Distancing, Day 7
I was thinking happy thoughts and having fond remembrances this morning of the Before Times, lo, 10 days ago, when a person in America could saunter up to a bar and grill—hell, even an Applebee’s, if you were pressed for a spot—and order a big sloppy cheeseburger and a cold beer. They were good times, … Continue reading Socks for Social Distancing, Day 7
A Saint Patrick’s Day Primer
The calendar once against says today is March 17th. You know what means, right? It’s Saint Patrick’s Day, aka, the Feast of Saint Patrick, the one day of the year dedicated to the patron saint of Ireland, a man I’m pretty sure was canonized more for his conversion of Irish pagans to Catholicism than anything … Continue reading A Saint Patrick’s Day Primer
A Post Of Many Posts
Being Friday evening already, I have little doubt that most of you are busy readying yourselves for the inevitable carnival of debauchery that comes with the arrival of the weekend. Well, unless you're like me, in which case you're planning to sit in the comfy chair later tonight, play a few cutthroat rounds of Words … Continue reading A Post Of Many Posts
A Helpful Guide For Navigating The Weekend
The picture above contains a popular brand of carbonated soft drink. Well, it’s also of my desk earlier today, and the door to my office. And a window showing sunlight and the outside world where I would have preferred to be at 3 PM today. That’s not to suggest that I don’t thoroughly enjoy my … Continue reading A Helpful Guide For Navigating The Weekend
I’m Not Saying Diet Coke Cured The Plague But It Could Have*
I apparently had the plague this weekend. Now, I know what you’re thinking. You’re all, Puddin, dood, I totally know what you mean when you say that. I mean, this one time, I went to Vegas/New Orleans/Tijuana/Buffalo** and I picked up this hangover so bad it was like fighting a nineteen-headed hell-beast from Greek mythology … Continue reading I’m Not Saying Diet Coke Cured The Plague But It Could Have*