Socks for Social Distancing, Day 14

In a way, though, these are the perfect socks for such a missed occasion. The beer bottles are a nice call out to the event, but if you'll note, they are green bottles. And it's certified objective fact that green beer bottles are a terrible idea.

Gone Puddin’

I know, we haven’t talked in a while.  It’s, like, I haven’t been around for the past few days or something. Well, actually, it’s not like that at all. It’s exactly that.  I haven’t been. Around, that is.  I’ve been in Connecticut. Yes, that state in New England. Because I had to do [redacted]. Truth … Continue reading Gone Puddin’

From the archives (again): Green, Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)

[Author's note: I originally wrote this poem in 2011. Since then, it has become (with the exception of the post that was Freshly Pressed) the most often-viewed post ever for Puddintopia.  I wrote it in about 5 minutes as a lark because I didn't know what else to ramble about that day, having no idea … Continue reading From the archives (again): Green, Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)