Foxy Friday

Sorry, kids. I'm not sure what you were expecting, but in my life, "foxy" ain't what it used to be. This is handsome red creature on today's pair is Foxy, the third and last of the Five Nights at Freddy's character socks I've acquired over the course of the 2018. While Youngest son always seemed … Continue reading Foxy Friday

Similar And Proud

I know you're probably thinking that these are the same socks I wore on Tuesday when I posted this week's questionable haiku, but let me assure you they are not. They are somewhat similar, but considering I've worn pairs of the same pattern in different colors at points throughout the year, I'm quite comfortable with … Continue reading Similar And Proud

The Slow, Torturous March  to Parental Obsolescence, Part I

A few nights ago, after brushing his little, seven year-old teeth while wearing a set of colorful, seven year-old’s pajamas, my youngest son bounced up to me to make an announcement. The bouncing wasn't a surprise, of course; when you’re seven, if your movement from place to place isn’t primarily bounce-driven, something needs a band-aid, … Continue reading The Slow, Torturous March  to Parental Obsolescence, Part I