I briefly considered writing something meaningful and profound today, because, if nothing else, I am the king of meaning and profoundness. Also, be thankful. For roughly 7 seconds, I considered using the word profundity in the sentence above. I think we can all agree, though, there was absolutely no call for any of that kind … Continue reading Because Friday Should Include Some Nonsense
Category: Humor
Amazon Sends You The Darnedest Things
We recently ordered a USB hookup with a Bluetooth extension for my car. You know, so I can pretend my 8 year old Gunmetal Gray Honda Accord Middle Aged Man Sedan is super cool and hip and able to play the Apple Musics that all the kids are into these days. The Puddinette got … Continue reading Amazon Sends You The Darnedest Things
Tuesday, November 3, 2015, By The Numbers
Hour Of The Day When I Realized I Forgot To Eat Lunch: 4
Homo Sapiens, Almost Evolved
I had to do a lot of technical writing at work today, which is something you'd think would be right down Broadway for me. Yeah, no such luck. When it comes to technical things, I like creating. But writing dull, critical, required documentation about said creating. Not so much. The good news is, though, even … Continue reading Homo Sapiens, Almost Evolved
The Gallon Sized Bag Of Foolishness
On occasion, I have been known to chase significant, specific change in my life as the result what most people might generously refer to as “an odd tangent”. Less generous individuals might, however, suggest that sometimes I get a wild hair up my….well, you know. The point is, from time to time I get this … Continue reading The Gallon Sized Bag Of Foolishness
What I Did On My Summer Hiatus
It seems as if every time I turn around, there’s another new way to dot the I’s, cross the t’s, and close the book on summer. It’s over at the Fall Equinox! No, dummy, it’s over at Labor Day! Screw you guys, it’s over when the distributors ship us pumpkin beers! I don’t know what … Continue reading What I Did On My Summer Hiatus
A Backyard Summer Miracle
I went out on our back patio last night to enjoy the dwindling moments of daylight and the evening breeze with The Hero’s Guide to Saving Your Kingdom. What I found before settling in astonished me. We have… …made the green… …things grow! I realize that many of you are probably eying my … Continue reading A Backyard Summer Miracle
Why I’ve (Mostly) Stopped Reading E-Books
Some time last month, I realized that over the past two or three years, I had become a compulsive Did Not Finisher: a loathsome, dreaded heathen who frequently begins reading books but soon loses interest, forgets the book entirely, and moves on to playing Words With Friends instead. Become a DNFer, something the Puddin’ of … Continue reading Why I’ve (Mostly) Stopped Reading E-Books
The Binge-Watcher’s Lament, A Haiku For Netflix’s Daredevil
Loved a show. So muchGulped it down, Solo-cup style Empty cup. Now what?
The Best Monday Of The Year (or Revisiting The Start Of The 2015 NCAA Tournament)
Yeah, you heard me right: yesterday was the best Monday of the year. Ordinarily, I’d argue that suggesting any one particular Monday could possible trump it’s 51 brethren was crazy talk on the highest order. Like, seriously, you’d be better off taking stock tips from the “magic” fortune teller that made Tom Hanks Big. It’s … Continue reading The Best Monday Of The Year (or Revisiting The Start Of The 2015 NCAA Tournament)
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