Socks for Social Distancing, Day 9

~ Jason

Are ya ready kids?
Aye, aye, Captain!
I can’t hear you.
AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN!

Who’s socially distancing like you and me?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Unknowingly COVID infectious is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

If keepin’ the curve down is somethin’ ya wish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then stay in yer house ’til ya stink like fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!

SpongeBob SquarePants! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Sponge…Bob…
Square..Pants!

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