And on the tenth day, he did pick a pair of argyles again, because let’s face it, that’s what he’s got the most of in the drawer. Plus also, argyles are objectively the best.
It was also being quite a Monday this morning when I plucked out today’s selection, and if I’m being honest, Monday AM is the time of the week I’m least likely to give Deep Thoughts to what I’m putting on my feet. Early in the week, I’m lucky to have any footwear on at all by the time I get to work.
In other words, argyles are always a safe bet to start the week. Remember that the next time you’re filling out that pick sheet for your office’s weekly Puddintopia Sock Pool.
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