And When You Cut Off A Claw, It’ll Grow Another One

I’ll admit it. About half an hour ago, I posted something like this to both Twitter and Facebook:

And that? Yeah, it was all lies. I may whine and complain from time to time, but I’m not about to let any kind of Life-questioning dumpster fire interfere with my 2018 sock mission. I therefore give you today’s socks, in all their wonderous, crustacean’d glory:

Because, yes, it’s still Shark Week. And during Shark Week, you bring out the marine life socks, no matter if some ugly reality stuff does come along and leave you feeling a touch adrift in chum-infested waters.

Chum or no chum, there’s gonna be socks.