Here I am trying to pretend throwing stars are actually somehow “a sport” for me, while, meanwhe, Smoky looks on with the fabric shell of a stuffed animal that used to be his friend. Thankfully, removing the stuffing from his friends truly IS something of a sport for Smoky, so I’m totally counting this as qualified won for the Week.
And if you don’t like that answer, I’ll meet you at the dojo.
Or, well, Smoky might, with the remains of a friend. And if you’re not buying the “throwing stars as a sport” concept just wait until you see what I pretend I can do tomorrow.