After much consideration, I decided not to offer a weekend debate this weekend. For one, we had the Vice Presidential debate last week and two more Presidential debates still to
stomach endure come in the next few weeks. So I think we can all take a break from the debating of nonsense topics, just this once.
Two, clearly this is no time to be drawing attention away from my recently announced candidacy for President of the United States. My campaign staff recommends that I stay on message rather than straying off topic with a discussion of nacho powder-covered tacos or Red-Hot vs Tobasco. Therefore, the Weekend Debate will be back next week with what I can assure you will be a incredibly compelling question of a subjective nature. In the meantime, why not take a moment to canvas your neighborhood with Puddin for POTUS literature? Okay, fine, if that’s not your thing and you’re just dying for some Sunday debate action, maybe check out the Weekend Debate archives?
God Bless you, God Bless the Commonwealth of Kentucky, and God Bless the United States of America.