There once was a prince with no name
Whose birth left our lives much the same
But the Duchess and Duke
should get used to baby puke
‘Coz even little lords spit up the same!
Congratulations to the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge and, indeed, everyone welcoming a bouncy bundle of baby into the world recently. May all you first timers have better luck getting your young ‘un to sleep at night than we had with the Puddinpop.
Whether that’s the nanny’s problem or not.