Hey, look, once again, it’s National Haiku Day. And well, obviously, I can’t let that slip past without a haiku. So, here, hope you enjoy!
Haiku Day today!
Sorry, Man from Nantucket
Guess you’ll have to wait
You know what? Why not have two? It is, after all, a Special Occasion!
Yeah, not exactly magic, are they? You got something better? I’d love to read what kind of 5-7-5 magic you have stashed up your sleeves. If you’re up to the challenge of out haiku-ing me, drop your 3-line masterpiece in the comments or shoot it my way via one of the usual suspects (twitter, Facebook, Google+, or email).
Oh, and hey, if haiku isn’t your thing, apparently it’s National High-Five Day and also National Cheeseball Day? So maybe give your significant other Five Up High, or, uh, roll yourself up a spheroid of Philly cream cheese and pecans and get out the Ritz.
And unlike the usual occasions where a cheeseball might be involved, the guests today are totally optional.