[Author's note: I originally wrote this poem in 2011. Since then, it has become (with the exception of the post that was Freshly Pressed) the most often-viewed post ever for Puddintopia.  I wrote it in about 5 minutes as a lark because I didn't know what else to ramble about that day, having no idea … Continue reading From the archives (again): Green, Tasteless Beer (a poem for St. Patrick’s Day)