My father-in-law gave us quite the gift last week, as his tomato plants apparently went from “Ehhhh…maybe we’ll produce something for you eventually, if you ask really nice and wait until we’re damned good and ready” to “EFF YAY BABY! LET’S TURN UP THE ‘MATER PRODUCTION AROUND HERE TO 11!”Suddenly inundated with an overabundance of … Continue reading You say “to-may-to”, I say “delicious acidic fruit that’s taxed as a vegetable”