So much determined Such regular season win! Bring it, damn Steelers.
My father-in-law gave us quite the gift last week, as his tomato plants apparently went from “Ehhhh…maybe we’ll produce something for you eventually, if you ask really nice and wait until we’re damned good and ready” to “EFF YAY BABY! LET’S TURN UP THE ‘MATER PRODUCTION AROUND HERE TO 11!”Suddenly inundated with an overabundance of … Continue reading You say “to-may-to”, I say “delicious acidic fruit that’s taxed as a vegetable”
If you have any plans to one day produce progeny of you very own and possibly even raise them, there are a lot of things no one is going to tell you. Sure, just about everyone – especially your parents and the parents of your significant other – will be delighted for you and will … Continue reading Being a parent means feasting on crow