A movie in 100 words or less: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

I think that when the inevitable unauthorized autobiographies of my life begin to come out (expect one at your favorite bookseller about the same time that Hell freezes right the hell over), one thing will be made abundantly, irrevocably clear:I am an embarrassingly slothful person.  And if it weren’t for the Puddinette, I would never … Continue reading A movie in 100 words or less: Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters

A movie in 100 words or less: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Usually, the disc-sleeve inside that familiar red DVD envelope from the mail gets torn open the evening after Pete the Postman slips it into your mailbox.  It's like you're a 10 year-old all over again and Santa just came and you've not only got a G.I. Joe with kung-fu grip, but also a full-scale Millennium … Continue reading A movie in 100 words or less: The Perks of Being a Wallflower