Surrogate Stimulation

You might roll your eyes at this one, but at 6:30 this morning, I was largely of the opinion that it was Too. Damned. Early. to have to deal with cascading alarms, and worse, sluggish teenagers. But that's really not uncommon for a day starting with M, so diagnosing my problem wasn't terribly difficult. Solving … Continue reading Surrogate Stimulation

Why I wish I wasn’t working today (not because it’s Monday) and other items of note

As is typical for a Monday, I’ve got lots of things running through my head today.  Some are thoughts informed by tidbits from the weekend past, like that final few crumbs of a morning muffin that gives just a hint of the enjoyment had previously.  Mmmm…double chocolate chip muffin. What?  Chocolate is too perfectly acceptable … Continue reading Why I wish I wasn’t working today (not because it’s Monday) and other items of note

Mastering the Not-Day: The Tuesday that isn’t, the Monday that never was

It's one of those days.  Yesterday, all of us worker types effectively won at Monday by spending Labor Day avoiding labors and instead lounged lazily in a scene of Greco-Roman-style excess.  You know how that goes, right?  Being all laid out on a burgundy velvet chaise wearing naught but a Snuggie (the modern-equivalent of a … Continue reading Mastering the Not-Day: The Tuesday that isn’t, the Monday that never was