Why you should never invite an untrained Northern Elf into your home

She said it would be fun to have an Elven guest from the North Pole visiting during the holiday season this year. I told her she was out of her mind to even consider inviting one of those rotten little scamps into the house.  You couldn’t trust them, I said.  They’d steal everything and eat … Continue reading Why you should never invite an untrained Northern Elf into your home

Friday frivolities: some icky weather, the icky plague, and an icky fish.

It's rainy here in the Queen City and surrounding areas today. I don't mind telling you that drizzly 50-ish degree weather at this stage in December is irksome.  I mean, yeah, I realize that it's still technically mid-fall and whatever, but my Christmas tree is up and there are lights outside in my bushes.  This … Continue reading Friday frivolities: some icky weather, the icky plague, and an icky fish.

A movie in 100 Words or less: The Expendables 2

Believe it or not, the Puddinette didn’t go all crazy-times on Black Friday this year and head out at 2 AM to cage-fight other normally reasonable, moderately tempered but momentarily psychotic adults for the newest, hottest “Baby Meth Head”, Fijit, I’ve-Got-The-Uh-Oh-Feeling-Elmo, or whatever the must-have item of the 2012 shopping season happens to be.  That’s … Continue reading A movie in 100 Words or less: The Expendables 2